BRIAN.py

# -*- coding: cp1252 -*-
import os
import random
import math
import time
import sys
from findtext import scour
import urllib2
import sys
import platform
ver = "19.11"
#botname = "BRIAN"
#update = "yes"
try:
    tempfile = open("settings.pts", "r");
    settings = file.read(tempfile);
    tempfile.close();
except IOError:
    tempfile = open("settings.pts", "w");
    tempfile.write("botname = BRIAN\nupdate = yes")
    tempfile.close();
    tempfile = open("settings.pts", "r");
    settings = file.read(tempfile);
    tempfile.close();
c = 0
while c < len(settings.split("\n")):
    try:
        if settings.split("\n")[c].split(" = ")[0] in "botname":
            botname = settings.split("\n")[c].split(" = ")[1]
        if settings.split("\n")[c].split(" = ")[0] in "autoupdate":
            update = settings.split("\n")[c].split(" = ")[1]
        if settings.split("\n")[c].split(" = ")[0] in "tts":
            tts = settings.split("\n")[c].split(" = ")[1]
        if settings.split("\n")[c].split(" = ")[0] in "static":
            static = settings.split("\n")[c].split(" = ")[1]
    except IndexError:
        c = c + 1
    c = c + 1
st = ""
try:
    botname
    st = st + "botname = " + botname + "\n"
except NameError:
    botname = "BRIAN"
    st = st + "botname = BRIAN\n"
try:
    update
    st = st + "update = " + update + "\n"
except NameError:
    update = "yes"
    st = st + "update = yes\n"
try:
    tts
    st = st + "tts = " + tts + "\n"
except NameError:
    tts = "on"
    st = st + "tts = on\n"
try:
    static
    st = st + "static = no\n"
except NameError:
    update = "yes"
    st = st + "static = yes\n"
#print st
#print botname
#print update
#print tts
tempfile = open("settings.pts", "w");
tempfile.write(st)
tempfile.close();
def autoupdate():
    import urllib2
    l = urllib2.urlopen("https://raw.githubusercontent.com/notanewbie/BRIAN/master/latest?nocache=" + str(random.randint(0,1000000000000))).read().replace("\n", "")
    ldl = "/~https://github.com/notanewbie/BRIAN/archive/" + l + ".zip"
    if l in ver:
        #print l
        #print ver
        print botname + " is up to date."
        print "Version: " + ver;
    else:
        print "Updating to " + l + "..."
        f = open(sys.argv[0], "w")
        f.write(urllib2.urlopen("https://raw.githubusercontent.com/notanewbie/BRIAN/" + l + "/BRIAN.py").read())
        file.close(f)
        t = sys.argv[0]
        print "Update installed."
        #print "Restarting..."
        raw_input("Please restart inact changes. Press enter to continue.")
        sys.exit(0)
        #execfile(t)
if "no" in update:
    c = c
else:
    try:
        import urllib2
        l = urllib2.urlopen("https://raw.githubusercontent.com/notanewbie/BRIAN/master/latest?nocache=" + str(random.randint(0,1000000000000))).read().replace("\n", "")
        autoupdate()
    except urllib2.URLError:
        print "Unable to reach CDN server to check for updates. Please connect to the internet. If the problem persists, please email notanewbie at admin@notanewbie.com."
        print "Version: " + ver;
#This is BRIAN, a Bot Really Intelligent And Nice.
#
#
#This code is still undergoing Beta testing.

#Function to parse harmful characters.
def harshChars(t):
    t = t.replace("'", "")
    t = t.replace('"', "")
    return t
def parseChars(t):
    t = t.replace("?", "")
    t = t.replace('"', "")
    t = t.replace('PH/', "")
    t = t.replace('\n', "")
    t = t.replace('<', "")
    t = t.replace('>', "")
    t = t.replace('/', "")
    t = t.replace(':', "")
    t = t.replace('*', "")
    t = t.replace('\\', "")
    return t

#Log my intelligence upon startup.

#Find out how many phrases I know.
kno = os.listdir("DB/")
i = 0
for item in kno:
    i = i + 1
kno = i * 1.0
i = 0
#Find out how many phrases I understand.
und = os.listdir("PH/")
for item in und:
    i = i + 1
und = i * 1.0
i = 0
#Calculate my relative knowledge of phrases known to phrases understood.
try:
    Think = und/kno
    Think = Think * 100
    Think = str(Think) + "%"
    #Save the log.
    filename = time.strftime("%Y.%m.%d - %H-%M-%S.txt")
    Logz = open(filename, "w");
    Logz.write("Knows " + str(kno) + " phrases. \n Understands " + str(und) + " phrases. \n Knowledge level: " + Think + ".");
    file.close(Logz);
except ZeroDivisionError:
    #Save the log.
    filename = time.strftime("%Y.%m.%d - %H-%M-%S.txt")
    Logz = open(filename, "w");
    Logz.write("Is brand new. Knows nothing.");
    file.close(Logz);

#Make a new function. This will be the engine.
def Initiate(user):
    #Look in the database for a match to "User" so I can respond.
    #Do I know how to respond?
    USER = parseChars(user)
    exists = os.path.isfile("PH/" + USER + ".ph");
    #If I do
    if exists is True:
        #Load the entry
        Respo = open("PH/" + USER + ".ph", "r");
        respo = file.read(Respo);
        Respo.close();
        #reply
        if "off" in tts:
            exists = exists
        else:
            Speak(respo)
        Input = raw_input(botname + ": " + respo + "\nYOU: ");
        
    #If I don't
    if exists is False:
        #Choose a similar response:
        PHDB = os.listdir("PH/");
        T = open("PH/" + scour(user, PHDB)[0], "r");
        respo = file.read(T);
        T.close();
        if "off" in tts:
            exists = exists
        else:
            Speak(respo)
        Input = raw_input(botname + ": " + respo + "\nYOU: ");
    INPUT = parseChars(Input)
    
    RESPO = parseChars(respo)

    try:
        if "no" in static:
            DBup = open("DB/" + INPUT[:200] + ".ph", "w");
            DBup.write(Input);
            file.close(DBup);
            PHup = open("PH/" + RESPO[:200] + ".ph", "w");
            PHup.write(Input);
            file.close(PHup);
    except NameError:
        DBup = open("DB/" + INPUT[:200] + ".ph", "w");
        DBup.write(Input);
        file.close(DBup);
        PHup = open("PH/" + RESPO[:200] + ".ph", "w");
        PHup.write(Input);
        file.close(PHup);
    Initiate(Input)
start = raw_input("YOU: ")
#Speak() from pySpeak
def Speak(words):
    #print "Speaking"
    if "win32" in sys.platform and '10' not in platform.release():
        os.system('mshta vbscript:Execute("CreateObject(""SAPI.SpVoice"").Speak(""' + parseChars(words) + '"")(window.close)")')
    elif "win64" in sys.platform and '10' in platform.release():
        os.system('PowerShell -Command "Add-Type -AssemblyName System.Speech; (New-Object System.Speech.Synthesis.SpeechSynthesizer).Speak(' + "'" + harshChars(parseChars(words)) + "'" + ');"');
    elif "win32" in sys.platform and '10' in platform.release():
        os.system('PowerShell -Command "Add-Type -AssemblyName System.Speech; (New-Object System.Speech.Synthesis.SpeechSynthesizer).Speak(' + "'" + harshChars(parseChars(words)) + "'" + ');"');
    if "darwin" in sys.platform:
        os.system("say " + words)
#DEMO CODE:
#
#Speak("I'm eighteen years old but I'm not done yet. I'm not Molly and I'm not Percocet.")

Initiate(start);
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