diff --git a/server/src/generators/boba.ts b/server/src/generators/boba.ts
index c51cefd3..5eed0587 100644
--- a/server/src/generators/boba.ts
+++ b/server/src/generators/boba.ts
@@ -9,7 +9,39 @@ export const actionString = (boba: string) => {
 export const generate = () => {
   var grammar = tracery.createGrammar({
     origin: [
-      "You drink a refreshing #powerup# potion with #boba#."
+      "You drink #refreshing.a# #powerup# potion with #boba#."
+    ],
+    refreshing: [
+      'refreshing',
+      'tasty',
+      'delicious',
+      'lovely',
+      'incredible',
+      'delectable',
+      'wonderfully #refreshing#', // learning a few years ago that you can recurse grammars like this makes me too powerful - kawa
+      '#flavor#-flavored'
+    ],
+    flavor: [
+      'banana',
+      'orange',
+      'lychee',
+      'strawberry',
+      'mango',
+      'peach',
+      'elderberry',
+      'haskap berry',
+      'almond',
+      'cherry',
+      'green tea',
+      'chai',
+      'oolong',
+      'black tea',
+      'ambrosia', // mostly positive but a few weirdos down here, which are all roguelike references - kawa
+      'choko',
+      'Gros Michel banana',
+      'slime mold',
+      'cheap imitation Amulet of Yendor',
+      'starapple'
     ],
     powerup: [
       'blindness',
@@ -26,8 +58,16 @@ export const generate = () => {
       'raise level',
       'restore strength',
       'see invisible',
+      'torment',
+      'brilliance',
+      'Amulet seeking',
+      'Speak With Eels',
       'intoxication',
       'fire breath',
+      'ice breath',
+      'entirely normal breath',
+      'levitation',
+      'enlightenment',
       'brown',
       'red',
       'white',
@@ -35,7 +75,8 @@ export const generate = () => {
       'green',
       'yellow',
       'purple',
-      'orange'
+      'orange',
+      'octarine'
     ],
     boba: [
       'Tapioca Pearls',
@@ -44,12 +85,15 @@ export const generate = () => {
       'Popping Crystals',
       'Ponderous Orbs',
       'Frog\'s Eyes',
+      'Jester\'s Bells',
       'Newt\'s Eyes',
       'Lychee Jelly',
       'Stinky Durian Jelly',
       'Dragonfruit Jelly',
       'Strawberry Jelly',
-      'Eel Jelly'
+      '#flavor# bits',
+      'Eel Jelly',
+      'whipped cream and #boba#'
     ]
   })
 
diff --git a/server/src/generators/veganFood.ts b/server/src/generators/veganFood.ts
index 742aa6be..df4244d6 100644
--- a/server/src/generators/veganFood.ts
+++ b/server/src/generators/veganFood.ts
@@ -9,22 +9,25 @@ export const actionString = (veganFood: string) => {
 export const generate = () => {
   var grammar = tracery.createGrammar({
     origin: [
-      "You eat a delicious bowl of #fruit# and #plant# with #powerup# sauce."
+      "You eat a delicious bowl of #fruit# and #plant# with #powerup# sauce.",
+      "You eat a bowl of #plant# and #protein#. Yum!"
     ],
     fruit: [
-      'Strawberry',
-      'Lemon',
-      'Lime',
-      'Orange',
-      'Dragonfruit',
-      'Stinky Durian',
-      'Lychee',
-      'Mango',
-      'Kumquats',
-      'Guava',
-      'Rambutan',
-      'Feijoa',
-      'Noni'
+      'strawberry',
+      'lemon',
+      'lime',
+      'orange',
+      'dragonfruit',
+      'stinky durian',
+      'lychee',
+      'mango',
+      'kumquat',
+      'guava',
+      'rambutan',
+      'feijoa',
+      'noni',
+      'choko',
+      'Gros Michel banana'
     ],
     powerup: [
       'blindness',
@@ -53,19 +56,43 @@ export const generate = () => {
       'orange'
     ],
     plant: [
-      'Lemongrass',
-      'Quinoa',
-      'Chickpea',
-      'Burb Root',
-      'Moss of Mareilon',
-      'Spenseweed',
-      'Mandrake',
-      'Nopales',
-      'Yucca',
-      'Spinach',
-      'Kale',
-      'Seaweed'
-
+      'lemongrass',
+      'quinoa',
+      'chickpea',
+      'burb root',
+      'moss of mareilon',
+      'spenseweed',
+      'mandrake',
+      'nopales',
+      'yucca',
+      'spinach',
+      'kale',
+      'seaweed',
+      'slime mold',
+      'vinewafer',
+      'wild rice',
+      'meterlong beans',
+      'corn (or is it maize?)',
+      'maize (or is it corn?)'
+    ],
+    protein: [
+      'imitation #meat#',
+      'tofu',
+      'tempeh',
+      'turtle beans', // shoutout to one of the weirder balatro jokers - kawa
+      'sunflower seeds',
+      'delicately spiced #plant#'
+    ],
+    meat: [
+      'chicken',
+      'beef',
+      'pork',
+      'turkey',
+      'salmon',
+      'tilapia',
+      'Magikarp',
+      'eel',
+      'minotaur'
     ]
   })
 
diff --git a/server/src/rooms/data/roomData.json b/server/src/rooms/data/roomData.json
index 4ea13e36..d7a9e907 100644
--- a/server/src/rooms/data/roomData.json
+++ b/server/src/rooms/data/roomData.json
@@ -58,7 +58,7 @@
     "displayName": "Steam Sale",
     "shortName": "Steam Sale",
     "id": "steamSale",
-    "description": "You enter a makeshift store filled with shelves and colorful boxes in every direction. These shelves appear to be illegal knockoffs of games, armor, weapons, and items, made by the goblin merchants. A greasy goblin stands behind the counter, swearing to anyone who asks that his products are legit. A wall to the side holds a progression of armors, the best of which is marked with a sign which reads 'Plate Mail Sold Out Due To High Demand'. You notice a table in the back corner of the space, devoted to actual video games, which you are free to peruse. <a href=\"https://store.steampowered.com/sale/roguelikecelebration2022 \" target=\"_blank\">",
+    "description": "You enter a makeshift store filled with shelves and colorful boxes in every direction. These shelves appear to be illegal knockoffs of games, armor, weapons, and items, made by the goblin merchants. A greasy goblin stands behind the counter, swearing to anyone who asks that his products are legit. A wall to the side holds a progression of armors, the best of which is marked with a sign which reads 'Plate Mail Sold Out Due To High Demand'. You notice a table in the back corner of the space, devoted to actual video games, which you are <a href=\"https://store.steampowered.com/sale/roguelikecelebration2024 \" target=\"_blank\">free to peruse</a>. ",
     "roomId": "steamSale"
   },
   "swag": {